Hi.

My name is Victoria.
I have no idea of what you’re doing in this “click here for drugs” page, which in fact, should be an about page but sorry if I’m too dummy to do something in the right way.

I reblog a large part of my posts.

I like asks, but not that kind of “check out my blog and send me an ask pls”, because if you be nice on my askbox I will of course check out your page and see who you are. And please, don’t ask me about the universe or about your problems.

I’m Brazillian and don’t give a shit if you are now just wondering if I’m a monkey. (even thought I’m a white little monkey, monkeys are cool)

I’m afraid of Spongebob. Yes, I am. Yes, this is ridiculous. 

[If you’re not paying attention I don’t like you.]

I like owls.

I like reading.

My dream is go to Harvard someday.

I like classic stuff.

I love old music.

I love Jim Carrey, Gregory Peck, Jullie Andrews, Lucille Ball, Sting from The Police and Eddie Vedder.

I <3 Starbucks.

My sketchbook goes anywhere I go.

I create imaginary situations and conversations in my head. Specially when I’m on the shower.

[Hey, stop making fun of some image of me on the shower you’ve just created on your brain!]

I like Barbies. Childhood thing.

If you want to say something to me, say it. But just hear what I’ll answer and show who you are.

I’m stubborn.

Well, I am pretty annoying, so get out of here and check out my posts, silly. Got tired of talking on this shit.

And my english sucks.